Mermbers
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Big Tim Handicap: 0 Age: 40's Lives: Weybridge Member Since: BF Music: Bronski Beat Football team: West Ham FC Hobbies: Gambling Occupation: Golf Club Guru Hopes: To ride a winner at the Cheltenham Festival |
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Brandon Penwarden Handicap: 13 Age: 40's Lives: Cobham, Surrey Member Since: 2007 Music: George Michael Football team: Chelsea Hobbies: Golf, Chess Occupation: Haulage Giant Hopes: To meet Nelson Mandela. |
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Drew Boaden Handicap: 20 Age: 40's Lives: Near Potters Bar Member Since: 2001 Music: Lola's theme. Football team: Barnet FC Hobbies: looking at my goldfish swim around its bowl Occupation: Telecommunications genius Hopes: To learn how to hop around a dark room. |
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James Jeffries Handicap: 24 Age: 40's Lives: Ascot Member Since: 2007 Music: Bay City Rollers Football team: Chelsea Hobbies: Rugby, knitting, singing Occupation: Big noise in Construction Hopes: To become mayor of Ascot |
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Alistair Thorburn Handicap: 10 Age: 50's Lives: Kingswood Member Since: 2005 Music: lulu Football team: Newcastle Utd FC Hobbies: Fishing, listening to michael parkinson Occupation: Big noise in Fishing world Hopes: to one day stay for an entire high and dry day |
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Andreas Pashouros 'Pash' Handicap: 18 Age: 40's Lives: Islington Member Since: 5 years + Music: The Grateful Dead Football team: Arsenal FC Hobbies: building carparks Occupation: Carpark attendent Hopes: never to play golf again |
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Andrew Beaumont Handicap: 24 Age: 60's Lives: Weybridge Member Since: 10 years+ Music: Kate Bush Football team: Chelsea Hobbies: Motor-racing,not golf,skiing Occupation: Developer Hopes: To play less golf |
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Barry Devine - 'Baz' Handicap: 14 Age: 30's Lives: In the smoke Member Since: 10 years+ Music: kirsty mc coll Football team: Chelsea Hobbies: eating at langans Occupation: retired school teacher Hopes: To win at valderrama with a record score |
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Big Al Richardson Handicap: 0 Age: 60.s Lives: weybridge Member Since: 2007 Music: cilla black Football team: gooner Hobbies: playing the harp Occupation: racing pundit Hopes: to win BF for a second time |
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Bob Porter 'Billy Bob' Handicap: 21 Age: 60's Lives: Laleham Member Since: 10 years + Music: monks and choirboys Football team: staines fc Hobbies: riding on horseback, punching the air claiming I'm Spartacus Occupation: Bishop Hopes: To understand gypsy fighting men |
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Charlie Young 'Elvis' - 'Elvis' Handicap: 22 Age: 40's Lives: Standlake, Oxford Member Since: Music: Anything cheap Football team: Cheap one Hobbies: not spending money Occupation: works in national mint Hopes: to save all my money and then die |
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Chris Dickens 'Diko' Handicap: 12 Age: 30's Lives: Kentman Member Since: 4 years Music: arabic Football team: Spurs (season ticket holder) Hobbies: street fighting Occupation: Property Developer Hopes: to represent ireland in 2012 in morris dancing |
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Clifford Hedges Handicap: 16 Age: 40's Lives: Member Since: 10 years + Music: boy george Football team: cant be arsed Hobbies: sitting in the toilet Occupation: Sales Guru Hopes: to become a lion tamer once again |
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Daniel James Handicap: 5 Age: 30's Lives: Berkhamsted Member Since: 6 years+ Music: shirley bassey Football team: wasps Hobbies: telling dry humour jokes Occupation: Professional Golfer Hopes: to teach my hamster to play the guitar |
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Dave Dryden 'DD' Handicap: 19 Age: 50's Lives: Ickenham Member Since: 4 years Music: Freddie and the Dreamers Football team: wasps Hobbies: Casinos,Rugby,golf Occupation: Retired Playboy Hopes: to remove the letter O from the english language |
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Dave Fozzard Handicap: 17 Age: 40's Lives: Cheltenham Member Since: 10 years+ Music: Football team: Blackburn Rovers FC Hobbies: staying in cheltenham Occupation: mayor of cheltenham Hopes: to have a bust commissioned and placed next to Arkle |
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Dave Short 'Shorty' Handicap: 22 Age: 40's Lives: Hersham Member Since: 2006 Music: Cloda Rogers Football team: Chelsea Hobbies: Skiing and laughing Occupation: Construction Supplier Hopes: To keep laughing |
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Freddie West Handicap: 12 Age: Fairly high up the scale Lives: Member Since: 10 years + Music: Chopin,Brahms and Lisst Football team: Chelsea Hobbies: Public Speaking,Playing football. Occupation: Property Magnate Hopes: To visit Marbella more |
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Iain Hadcroft - 'Banker' Handicap: 24 Age: 30's Lives: Near Horsham Member Since: 2006 Music: T.Rex Football team: Bolton Wanderers Hobbies: Football, golf. Occupation: Commercial Bank Manager Hopes: To play more golf and smell the roses |
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Ian Cartwright Handicap: 14 Age: 40's Lives: Hascombe Member Since: 5 years+. Music: Ballads from South Carolina Football team: Chelsea FC Hobbies: Skincare,Sailing,socialising Occupation: Retired thespian Hopes: To look 20 again |
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Ivan Forster 'Ivan the Terrible' Handicap: 5 Age: 30's Lives: Dollis Hill Member Since: 4 years Music: Talking Heads Football team: Chelsea Hobbies: Slimming,golf,slimming Occupation: Professional golfer Hopes: To lose more weight,play golf twice a day |
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Jack James 'Captain Nemo' Handicap: 10 Age: 60's Lives: Donkey Town Member Since: 10 years + Music: Lulu Football team: Chelsea FC Hobbies: Quaffing wine,golf,gardening,donkeys Occupation: Retired at Brocket Hall Hopes: To shave off my beard one day |
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Jason Matthias Handicap: 15 Age: 40's Lives: Fetcham Member Since: 20 years Music: Anything chilled Football team: Spurs Hobbies: Golf,skiing Occupation: Construction Suppies Hopes: Good health |
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Jim Devine - 'JD' Handicap: 21 Age: 50's Lives: Mugswell Member Since: 10 years + Music: Football team: Torquay Hobbies: Feeding the goats Occupation: Retired Philantropist Hopes: To convert the soceity to a political party |
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John Huke Handicap: 24 Age: 30's Lives: Theydon Garnon Member Since: 2006 Music: Football team: Spurs Hobbies: Skiing,golf,bee-keeping Occupation: :Muckshifting Legend Hopes: To attach a handle to my head and carry myself about |
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Kevin O Sullivan Handicap: 20 Age: 40's Lives: Laleham Member Since: 10 years+ Music: Gene Pitney Football team: Ireland rfc Hobbies: Collecting and drinking wine,rugby,ten pin bowling Occupation: Bricklaying aristocracy Hopes: To do the splits |
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Levi King Handicap: 24 Age: 70's Lives: Sevenoaks Member Since: 5 years + Music: Greek dancing music Football team: Gillingham FC Hobbies: Magical tricks,globe-trotting Occupation: retired billionaire Hopes: To out do Andy's prizes this year |
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Mark Champion - 'Fatgutz' Handicap: 20 Age: 40's Lives: Hampton Member Since: 10 years + Music: Nana Mouskoori Football team: Liverpool Hobbies: Hell-raiser, Rabble-rouser Occupation: Debt Collector Hopes: 'To find myself' |
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Mark Costello 'Cosse' Handicap: 21 Age: 40's Lives: Somewhere near Brighton Member Since: This year. Music: Love machine Football team: Liverpool Hobbies: Walking the dog Occupation: Construction Supplier Hopes: To walk the dog more MORE |
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Martin Clarke 'Blue Nun' - 'Blue nun' Handicap: 24 Age: 40's Lives: Hampton Member Since: 2 years Music: Michael Flatley Football team: MAN U Hobbies: Golf, Football, Drinking Occupation: Hotel Builder Hopes: To be happy and smell the roses |
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Michael Walsh Handicap: 0 Age: 40's Lives: Essex Member Since: 2007. Music: Michael Flatley Football team: Mayo FC Hobbies: Quaffing Champagne Occupation: Construction Billionaire Hopes: To become more popular than Pat Walshe |
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Mikey Cox Handicap: 124 Age: 40's Lives: Teddington Member Since: 10 years+ Music: Snow Patrol,Kate Bush Football team: Hampton FC Hobbies: Plane Spotting,Crib,Origami,politics and cooking Occupation: Property magnate Hopes: for the future: To inherit the earth. |
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Nigel Jordan Handicap: 24 Age: 50's Lives: Epping Member Since: 2 years Music: Football team: Chelsea FC Hobbies: Chelsea FC,Ice skating Occupation: Construction big noise Hopes: For Chelsea to win the Champions League and then the boat race |
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Ozzy Cecil Handicap: 18 Age: 30's Lives: Kingston Member Since: 5 years Music: The Housemartins Football team: Chelsea Hobbies: Growling,drinking,golf,mowing the lawn Occupation: King of Muckshifting Hopes: To win at THe Berkshire for 3rd time |
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Pat Walshe Handicap: 21 Age: 50's Lives: Hornchurch Member Since: 5 years + Music: Riverdance Football team: Westham United Hobbies: Drinking wine from big glasses,having the odd cigarette,physcology Occupation: Construction magnate Hopes: To invent a new vegetable |
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Peter Davies 'Beaker' Handicap: 20 Age: 40's Lives: East Sheen Member Since: 10 years plus Music: Pam Ayres Football team: Wales Hobbies: Smoking,skiing Occupation: Creative Genius Hopes: To understand my fellow man |
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Peter Scott Handicap: 14 Age: 50's Lives: west Horsley Member Since: 2007 years Music: Football team: Chelsea Hobbies: Travelling,swimming,knitting Occupation: Tyre and Wheel Mogul Hopes: To convince to world to sing the english language |
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Peter Withers Handicap: 23 Age: 50's Lives: Camberley Member Since: 2 years Music: Hooty and the Blowfish Football team: Chelsea Hobbies: Golf,politics,darts Occupation: Construction giant Hopes: To play the violin |
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Phil Peters - 'Phil Fella' Handicap: 24 Age: 20's Lives: Teddington Member Since: Big Fish 1 Music: Hip Hop Football team: Bournemouth Hobbies: Tennis,hell-raising,relaxing Occupation: Carpentry Contractor to the gentry Hopes: To one day beat Mikey at tennis |
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philip coleshill Handicap: 24 Age: 40's Lives: Haselmere Member Since: 5 years + Music: Football team: Chelsea Hobbies: Cricket,drinking,smoking Occupation: Nursing home guru Hopes: To swim the channel |
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Raymond Simpson - 'Raymond' Handicap: 7 Age: 40's Lives: Princes Risborough Member Since: 5 years+ Music: Anything with bagpipes Football team: Forfar FC Hobbies: Drinking wine,Golf,Ballet Occupation: God in Builders merchants Hopes: Forfar to win the Champions League |
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Rob Rexton 'Skippy' Handicap: 24 Age: 50's Lives: Northamptonshire Member Since: Music: Walst sing matilda Football team: Austrialia Hobbies: Racehorses and drinking vats of red wine and Dubai and dancing Occupation: Groundworks Nobility Hopes: To have a winner at Cheltenham |
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Terry Digweed 'Digger' Handicap: 16 Age: 60's Lives: Cove Member Since: 10 years + Music: Val Doonigan Football team: Aldershot FC Hobbies: Table-tennis,fishing,singing Occupation: Industrialist Hopes: To push a wheelbarrow full of cockels into the middle of Wembley Stadium |
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Terry Farmer Handicap: 14 Age: 50's Lives: Farnham Member Since: 3 years Music: Elvis Football team: Chelsea FC Hobbies: Golf,water-skiing Occupation: Construction Top Banana Hopes: To win at Valderrama |